A Neckbeard Christmas

Happy Holidays Neckbeard Fans! Welcoming the holidays is always something I look forward to every year. Excessive amounts of eggnog, christmas carolers, the annual business christmas party where Debby makes out with Nicole in front of the entire office, and the Bears wrapping up the NFC North are just some of my favorite things during the holidays. The Bears are coming off a 27-24 overtime victory over the New Orleans Pierre Thomases (or to some, the New Orleans Saints). Some Bear fans were nervous when RB Matt Forte went down early in the 1st quarter. The Bears would need to rely on Neckbeard's arm. He completed 24 of 40 passes for 172 yards, and 2 interceptions. He also showcased his blazing 4.2 speed by scrambling for a 6 yard rushing TD, his 2nd of the year. At times Orton made some very poor decisions, however we can not put the entire blame on him. Most of the blame should be placed on Blaine Elementary school in Chicago. Before the Thursday night game which aired on NFL Network, Orton attended Blaine Elementary school's christmas concert. The Chicago Tribune has published a photograph in which Orton is blatently drunk and shirtless on stage with students in the concert. After the disturbance, Orton took a cab to the stadium to sober up. His shaky performance was no less embarrassing than his attempt to get off the stage earlier in the evening.

Orton & the rest of the Chicago Bears have more then a week to prepare for the Green Bay Packers who they play on Monday Night football on December 22nd. The Bears 8-6, will look to continue their route to the playoffs with a victory over the Green Bay Ladyboys. I want to take a moment to reflect on this website. It is great that Neckbeard fans can have a outlet for Kyle Orton news. Orton is a real man, like the rest of us. A man who drinks until his liver throws in the towel. Too many athletes nowadays are often seen drinking cosmopolitans & Mikes Hard lemonade, these men undoubtedly are putting their masculinity into question. Orton would drink Gasoline if it could give him a buzz.

Cue Pierre Thomas.