He Is Legend.

Every Quarterback in the NFL has had their own "thing". Peyton Manning does funny commercials, Jon Kitna is friends with Jesus, and Kyle Orton has given the term "Neckbeard" meaning. This website/blog is dedicated to the living legend who goes by the name Neckbeard. Much like Heath Ledger who transformed himself into his role as "The Joker", Kyle Orton has become Neckbeard. At first it was a joke, now it is a movement.

The Bears are currently sitting at 6-5 at the top of the NFC North over the queer ass Vikings, Lions, & Packers. They might very well be 7-4 and have a win over the (at the time) undefeated Tennessee Titans if he remained healthy. Orton has displayed the 1st glimpse of good quarterback play the Bears have seen since Erik Kramer was kind enough to grace the NFL with his presence. To this point, Orton is 182 for 299 with 2,049 while throwing for 11 touchdowns and 4 interceptions. Orton has been playing a great level of football. This can be attributed to his blood alcohol content being below 0.30 on Sundays. There is a stipulation in Orton's contract that allows him to get as drunk as need be for Monday Night Football games. Orton's first Monday Night Football game of this season will be on December 22nd at Soldier Field against the Green Bay Packers. Chances are Orton's Neckbeard will be in full winter effect, thus giving him sub-superhuman powers & a good chance at being shitfaced.

A year or two ago I stumbled across a web site that started a petition to have Kyle Orton shave his neckbeard. Since 2006, this petition has received 404 signatures. This brought me to the conclusion that we are living amongst terrorists. If you signed that online petition, I have a question for you....are you thirsty? If so, please go under your kitchen cabinet and take a double shot of drano. If you aren't thirsty, please go under your kitchen cabinet and take a double shot of drano.

KO18.