Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Neckbeard Crashing the Record Books


Kyle Orton's Neckbeard isn't one that has given him Guiness Book of World Records status, but it's pretty damn close. Orton is actually in the record books for something not pertaining to his much heralded facial hair or consumption of alcohol that could kill a small village.

"QB Kyle Orton's 185 passes without an interception are a team record, topping Erik Kramer's old mark of 174 set in 1995. He hasn't been intercepted in his last six games and has only been sacked seven times in those games."

He plays football pretty damn well too. Orton will look to extend this record as long as he can. Closest obstacle in the foreseeable future is the Minnesota Viqueens. Chicago-vs-Minnesota will be the Sunday Night Football game this week. Be sure to clear your schedules to watch the messiah throw the football around. Also rookie sensation Matt Forte will continue to keep playing the work horse role in the offense. This week Kyle Orton will be working with Running Backs coach Tim Spencer, to give Matt Forte some special tips on running between the tackles. Forte fantasy owners expect a huge day from him as any tips from Kyle Orton should put him over 400 yards rushing on the day.

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